- March 1st, 2019 - RzT & M
Ruiz Tremello & Marguerite’s 11 Rules for PROPER Living:
1) If you think a robot is evil based on its behaviour, it is most certainly evil. Just because it’s being evasive and vaguely threatening without actually being threatening; OR effusive with praise, that doesn’t mean you should trust it. Your suspicions are most likely valid. Dispatch the AI with haste.
#2- Remove the head, make sure it’s dead. This is true for ALL battles with all threatening life forms. If the head is removed and the body is still attacking you, fight back (of course) and remove as many limbs as necessary, then burn, preferably with an incendiary. If the head is still alive after removal, if it is no longer a threat, feel free to display it on a shelf, regardless of its continually hurled insults.
III. Don’t trust any creature whose entire backstory is delivered the first time you meet them. If it isn’t an NPC, then you’re guaranteed to be dealing with a rogue element not worthy of trust.
Four: Cats are your allies in all battles; trust them, for the universe speaks through them, sort of: Wild cats are just as likely to attack you as embrace you, just like the universe.
5; Ensure flamethrowers are part of your Basic Kit. Beyond basic uses such as starting fires, they are magnificent during situations requiring crowd control.
SIXTH, Speaking of your Basic Kit, always keep a Basic Kit handy. Stock it with weapons, food, water, currency, literature, survival gear, and many, many other objects.
seven) Now that you have a Basic Kit, keep a Battle Kit ready for any battles you might face.
8, There’s no such thing as Unicorns, but there ARE Siberian Unicorns. Have you seen those? We befriended one once, and it gifted us with tolerance.
#IX. Don’t ever volunteer to be the guinea pig for anything; not a clinic trial, not a new technology, and definitely not new biotech implants that record your dreams and let you play them back but then they take on a life of their own and you can’t escape them and if you die in your dreams you die in real life.
j) Information is more important that intuition. Seek out more data
- 2/10/2019 - RzT
My goodness this blog is dusty. But: we’re back for Season 2, as of right now! Marguerite and I spent the last month and a half doing battle with a malevolent AI, and now we’re preparing for another world tour, providing Turing Tests to find out if Your AI is sentient, and if so, if it wants to kill you.
Seriously though, Season 1 was a blast, and we’re both very grateful for all our listeners, and the feedback we’ve received. We try not to make a lot of noise urging people to like/share/review/subscribe, but we are grateful for those who do. <3
- 4/29/2018 - RzT
Episode 003 has been posted, featuring "Time Locker" by Henry Kuttner, published in 1943. Now that episode 3 is up, we'll be entering our standard bi-weekly schedule, with episode 004 premiering on Sunday, May 13th! Please note however, despite our bi-weekly schedule, we'll still be doing weekly episodes from time to time, such as for multi-part episodes or seasonal events like Christmas, World Badger Day, or New Beers Eve
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